You know how people have those little habits that get you down? Like yourself — you like to alt-tab when you’re doing homework. No, not alt-tab —procrastinate.
So you come home one day, and you’re really behind on work, looking to get some stuff done, but then there you are, lyin’ on your bed, drinkin’ a Coke, and alt-tabbing. No — procrastinating.
So you say to yourself, you say, “You PROCRASTINATE one more time!” And you do. So you take your computer, lift it above your head, and drop it. Before slamming your foot down on it so you can’t procrastinate anymore.
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
*causually ships Katniss n Haymitch*
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.